{"id":109545,"date":"2020-02-22T05:22:31","date_gmt":"2020-02-21T20:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=109545"},"modified":"2020-02-22T05:22:31","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T20:22:31","slug":"hey-police-arrest-that-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=109545","title":{"rendered":"Hey Police: Arrest that Idiot!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"i do surf lessons in the most respectful way as possible. \u00a0i don’t take lots of people, i don’t push people in front of locals, and i don’t stand on the reef and kill it. \u00a0that said, there’s a guy that actually does all of that. \u00a0he takes out too many people, he doesn’t watch them, he pushes them in front of locals, he stands on the reef and kills it, he yells at people all the time, and he’s just an idiot. \u00a0that same idiot always tells people that he will call the police on them. \u00a0for what??? so the other day, i see police everywhere as i pull into the parking lot. \u00a0then they see me and approach me. \u00a0i already knew what it was about…\"\"so the police come, they ask me if i teach surfing, i say yes. \u00a0they ask me if i have a license. \u00a0i say yes. \u00a0they ask me if i have insurance. \u00a0i say yes. \u00a0then i say “i have everything i need and i’m probably the most legal guy down here.” \u00a0i show him my license, certifications, and everything. \u00a0they told me i’m good. \u00a0they told me somebody called them and said i’m illegal and not supposed to be teaching. \u00a0and guess what, i know exactly who that idiot is. \u00a0so yeah, one idiot called the police on me, sent 4 police cars, wasted their time and your tax payer money, for pretty much nothing. \u00a0 they should have arrested that idiot for wasting their time that could have been spent fighting crime. \u00a0anyway, if you surf Bowls, you probably know who that idiot is. \u00a0just look for a guy yelling at people, pushing his customers in front of locals, and standing on the reef and killing it. \u00a0that poor guy must have a miserable life…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i do surf lessons in the most respectful way as possible. \u00a0i don’t take lots of people, i don’t push people in front of locals, and i don’t stand on the reef and kill it. \u00a0that said, there’s a guy that actually does all of that. \u00a0he takes out too many people, he doesn’t watch […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-109545","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirby-blogs"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}