{"id":113935,"date":"2020-10-04T05:41:42","date_gmt":"2020-10-03T20:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=113935"},"modified":"2020-10-04T05:41:42","modified_gmt":"2020-10-03T20:41:42","slug":"ass-split","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=113935","title":{"rendered":"Ass Split"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"do you know what an “Ass Split” is? \u00a0it’s when you fall off your surfboard like this. \u00a0see my right side of my butt? \u00a0that lands first so it takes the whole impact. \u00a0and because i’m hitting the water so hard on that side, it literally rips my butt apart. \u00a0if feels like it split in half. \u00a0if you surf fast and fall like this, you will understand exactly what i’m talking about. \u00a0it’s very painful, it’s very embarrassing, and you can’t hide your expression. \u00a0i literally had to check to see if i needed to go to the hospital to stitch it back up. \u00a0haha… \u00a0but no joke, this is very painful and it was my first foiling “Ass Split.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

do you know what an “Ass Split” is? \u00a0it’s when you fall off your surfboard like this. \u00a0see my right side of my butt? \u00a0that lands first so it takes the whole impact. \u00a0and because i’m hitting the water so hard on that side, it literally rips my butt apart. \u00a0if feels like it split […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-kirby-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}