{"id":121862,"date":"2022-04-24T05:15:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T20:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=121862"},"modified":"2022-04-23T15:20:37","modified_gmt":"2022-04-23T06:20:37","slug":"shitdreamland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=121862","title":{"rendered":"Shit@Dreamland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-97970\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirby\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_3391-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i was pretty excited walking to Dreamland because there was absolutely nobody around. \u00a0so my steps were faster than normal and i keep looking forward at the blue ocean ahead. \u00a0\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-97967\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirby\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_3383-600x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>then all of a sudden, i stepped on something, slipped, and almost fell down on my back. \u00a0i looked down and couldn&#8217;t figure out what it was???? \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-97969\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirby\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_3390-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OMG, somebody took a shit right there in the walkway!!!! \u00a0i couldn&#8217;t believe it!!!!!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-97968\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirby\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_3386-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>so i ran to the beach and washed my foot in the ocean. \u00a0i was so shocked that i stepped in shit, but i was so happy to be at an empty Dreamland. \u00a0i guess you can&#8217;t have everything go your way. \u00a0haha&#8230;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-97971\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirby\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_3380-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>my driver was walking right behind me so he saw everything. \u00a0and guess what he did? \u00a0he laughed at me! \u00a0haha&#8230; \u00a0thanks for warning me Yassin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was pretty excited walking to Dreamland because there was absolutely nobody around. \u00a0so my steps were faster than normal and i keep looking forward at the blue ocean ahead. \u00a0\u00a0 then all of a sudden, i stepped on something, slipped, and almost fell down on my back. \u00a0i looked down and couldn&#8217;t figure out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-121862","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirbyblog"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121863,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121862\/revisions\/121863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}