{"id":132964,"date":"2024-07-06T05:54:38","date_gmt":"2024-07-05T20:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=132964"},"modified":"2024-07-12T15:58:28","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T06:58:28","slug":"fly-and-bird-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=132964","title":{"rendered":"Fly and Bird Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This looks like paradise right? \u00a0BUT, sometimes it’s not so much of a paradise. \u00a0Sitting here for hours taking video making sure I don’t miss anyones wave. \u00a0What you can’t see in this photo are the flies, ants, and bugs. \u00a0What you can’t smell in this photo is the cat poop, dog poop, and mongoose poop. \u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Then the sprinklers go on and get you all wet. \u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Oh, here are the flies that land on your whole body from head to toe. \u00a0The worst is when it lands on your lips. \u00a0When I go home, the first thing I do is take a hot shower with good soap. \u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Then the mongoose come out and try to bite you. \u00a0Nah, just joking, but they do scare me.\"\"<\/p>\n

I was sitting under this tree for shade, a bird just decided to poop on my head. \u00a0A thick warm and wet poop all in my hair. \u00a0That was gross. \u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

But no complaints here because I always feel things can be worst. \u00a0I made one of the girls sit here for 5 minutes and she couldn’t handle it. \u00a0Haha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This looks like paradise right? \u00a0BUT, sometimes it’s not so much of a paradise. \u00a0Sitting here for hours taking video making sure I don’t miss anyones wave. \u00a0What you can’t see in this photo are the flies, ants, and bugs. \u00a0What you can’t smell in this photo is the cat poop, dog poop, and mongoose […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-132964","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirbyblog"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132964"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133104,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132964\/revisions\/133104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}