{"id":3045,"date":"2010-03-11T14:27:25","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T05:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori3.sakura.ne.jp\/kirbyfukunaga\/2010\/03\/11\/half-ass-or-chutohanpa\/"},"modified":"2010-03-11T14:27:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T05:27:25","slug":"half-ass-or-chutohanpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=3045","title":{"rendered":"Half Ass or Chutohanpa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo 204.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\n&#8220;Half Ass&#8221; in english means &#8220;Chutohanpa&#8221; in japanese.   get this story.  when i renewed my passport 2 years ago, i requested extra pages because i knew i was going to travel a lot.  when i got it back, it seemed thin but i didn&#8217;t bother because i thought the USA passport agency would never make a mistake.  sure  enough, my passport pages filled up after a year and a half.  so i went down the other day to find out what happened&#8230;.   well, they forgot to add the pages i requested so they took my passport and said they will do it.  i got it back yesterday and when i opened the envelope, i thought it was a joke.  who ever added the pages in my passport did a terrible job.  it actually looks like a preschool child did it.  i&#8217;m sure i will be stopped at immigrations around the world of my now suspicious passport.  look at it!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo 207.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\nwhat should i do?  take it back?  get a new one?  i&#8217;m confused.  my newly passport looks pretty dam fake now.  i&#8217;m super bummed out on the whole thing and kind of worried on my 2 upcoming trips to indonesia passing through japan and malaysia.  will i get stopped and have to bribe my way out of it?  ahhhh!!!<br \/>\nHalf Ass means Chutohanpa!!!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0025.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\nmoving on to brighter things.  many of you young surfers don&#8217;t know what hawaii use to look like.  when i was growing up, between pearl city and the north shore was either sugar cane or pineapple fields.  now?  houses, bushes, highways, and all kinds of man made stuff.  so as i was driving to the north shore yesterday, i stopped to take a photo of what is probably the last remaining patch of pineapple fields on the island of oahu.  i bet you in 5 years, this will be gone too&#8230;.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0063.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\nand last, waimea bay was picture perfect yesterday!!!  clean, fun, and empty!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Half Ass&#8221; in english means &#8220;Chutohanpa&#8221; in japanese. get this story. when i renewed my passport 2 years ago, i requested extra pages because i knew i was going to travel a lot. when i got it back, it seemed thin but i didn&#8217;t bother because i thought the USA passport agency would never make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3045","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-go-naminori"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}