{"id":37799,"date":"2013-08-25T05:23:45","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T20:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=37799"},"modified":"2013-08-25T05:23:45","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T20:23:45","slug":"maserati-dream-session","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=37799","title":{"rendered":"Maserati Dream Session"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i went down to sell my friends porsche 911 yesterday morning.  ok, it&#8217;s 9:30am on a beautiful sunny friday morning.  i pull out the porsche from the garage because i had to take it for the buyer to see.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-127.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-127.jpg\" alt=\"photo 1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37805\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nthe meeting place is in downtown but there is no way i&#8217;m going straight there because this could be my last ride.  so i take some side roads, i jump on the freeway, and i drive the porsche like a speed racer in the indy 500.  i had to have my last joy ride before i said goodbye.  after my thrills, i kiss it and say goodbye!  if i were a car salesman, i&#8217;d be a millionaire and would probably be driving a porsche like this.  anyway, i close the deal and we sign the papers.  the guy who bought the car asks me, &#8220;hey, what do you do for a living?&#8221;  i answer &#8220;i&#8217;m a surfer.&#8221;  the guy started laughing so loud that he almost fell off his chair.  yeah, i was in short pants and tshirt and yeah, i&#8217;m a surfer.  did i think it was so funny?  not really.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-230.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-230.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37806\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nso i have no car and no ride home.  i walk into the Maserati showroom and tell the salesman, &#8220;hey, i want to test drive your best car in here.&#8221;  he pulls out a $200,000 black beauty, i take the key, i drive it off the lot at 100mph.  i jump on the freeway testing the limit at 200mph.  i love the sound, i love the feel, and i love the speed.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-126.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-126.jpg\" alt=\"photo 1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37798\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nmy hair flying everywhere as i felt like i was getting spit out of a big pipeline barrel.  the salesman was holding on for his dear life as he thought i was freaking crazy!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-229.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-229.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37800\" \/><\/a><br \/>\ni look around, i play with the instruments, and i&#8217;m starting to like what i see.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-323.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-323.jpg\" alt=\"photo 3\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37801\" \/><\/a><br \/>\ni drive myself back to my truck, get out, shake the guys hand, and say thank you.  then once i jump in the truck and start driving home, i felt like this was me.  not a porsche, not a maserati, i love the ford 150!  it was a great experience to understand what i really want and don&#8217;t want.  all i want is a truck, good friends, good waves and a good surfboard.  haha.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-420.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/photo-420.jpg\" alt=\"photo 4\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37802\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfor the past 12 days, the surf has been as tiny as it can be.  i&#8217;ve been loving it because it&#8217;s just what we need.  super fun and super uncrowded.  a new south swell is coming on tuesday so hawaii will wake up again.  the whole surf community is waiting!  but not me because i won&#8217;t be here.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_0178.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_0178.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0178\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37803\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i went down to sell my friends porsche 911 yesterday morning. ok, it&#8217;s 9:30am on a beautiful sunny friday morning. i pull out the porsche from the garage because i had to take it for the buyer to see. the meeting place is in downtown but there is no way i&#8217;m going straight there because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-37799","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirby-blogs"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}