{"id":4294,"date":"2010-11-28T14:18:58","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T05:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori3.sakura.ne.jp\/kirbyfukunaga\/2010\/11\/28\/fish-bone-and-dr-rage\/"},"modified":"2010-11-28T14:18:58","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T05:18:58","slug":"fish-bone-and-dr-rage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=4294","title":{"rendered":"Fish Bone and Dr. Rage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>listen to this story&#8230;<br \/>\ni went to eat dinner in chigasaki with matsuo and naoka.  i ordered the samma fish plate and it was so good that i swallowed a big bone.  it was stuck in my throat and was trying to get it out.  the restaurant owner gave me a lot of rice but it didn&#8217;t work.  she kept on yelling &#8220;SWALLOW!  SWALLOW!&#8221; when i had the big balls of rice in my mouth.  i tried but it didn&#8217;t work&#8230;<br \/>\nso&#8230;  matsuo told me that he had bread at home.  great!  we get to his house and he says &#8220;oh sorry, the bread is frozen.&#8221;  what?  oh my gosh&#8230;<br \/>\nthe bone was stuck in my throat for over 30 minutes and i thought i had to go to the hospital.  i looked in the mirror and seen a small piece of it sticking up from down my throat.  my finger?  no way&#8230;  a tweezer?  no way&#8230;<br \/>\nso i ask matsuo to grab some chopsticks and try to grab it out of my throat.  he refused but it&#8217;s either that, or the hospital.<br \/>\nhe stuck in the chopsticks deep and was trying to push the back of my tongue down to reach the bone.  oh my gosh!!  i almost threw up so many times!!  we failed the first 5 attempts but somehow got it out on the last one&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/20101112163407.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\nthe bone was so long and my eyes were tearing from almost throwing up.  it was pretty funny and we couldn&#8217;t stop laughing&#8230;  thank you doctor matsuo&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>listen to this story&#8230; i went to eat dinner in chigasaki with matsuo and naoka. i ordered the samma fish plate and it was so good that i swallowed a big bone. it was stuck in my throat and was trying to get it out. the restaurant owner gave me a lot of rice but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4294","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-go-naminori"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}