{"id":57156,"date":"2015-06-22T05:08:50","date_gmt":"2015-06-21T20:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=57156"},"modified":"2015-06-22T05:08:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-21T20:08:50","slug":"divorce-she-wants-half","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=57156","title":{"rendered":"Divorce:  She wants half?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this guy in german and his wife are getting divorced.  she wants half of everything.  so he said &#8220;ok, here&#8217;s your half!&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-an-opel-corsa-der-juli-ebay1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-an-opel-corsa-der-juli-ebay1-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"half-an-opel-corsa-der-juli-ebay1\" class=\"align none size-medium wp-image-57157\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nyou can have half the car.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-a-macbook-pro-der-juli-ebay.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-a-macbook-pro-der-juli-ebay-640x395.jpg\" alt=\"half-a-macbook-pro-der-juli-ebay\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-57158\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nyou can have half the computer.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-an-iphone-5-der-juli-ebay1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/half-an-iphone-5-der-juli-ebay1-640x425.jpg\" alt=\"half-an-iphone-5-der-juli-ebay1\" class=\"align none size-medium wp-image-57159\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nand you can have half the iPhone.  haha.  this is a super funny story because i know it&#8217;s going to give other people getting divorced this crazy idea.  i would have loved to see the expression on his wife&#8217;s face when she got her half.  haha.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-3.04.13-PM.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-3.04.13-PM-640x386.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2015-06-20 at 3.04.13 PM\" class=\"align none size-medium wp-image-57160\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfour fishing boats from vietnam sneaked into the waters off Palau to take sea cucumber and other sea life.  they got caught and got their punishment.  four burned vietnam boats by the government in Palau.  i love stories like this.  it shows the extent on how governments protect their resources.  i wish they would do this in hawaii.  then maybe we will have more fish in our ocean.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this guy in german and his wife are getting divorced. she wants half of everything. so he said &#8220;ok, here&#8217;s your half!&#8221; you can have half the car. you can have half the computer. and you can have half the iPhone. haha. this is a super funny story because i know it&#8217;s going to give [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-57156","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirby-blogs"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}