{"id":657,"date":"2008-07-08T07:05:37","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T22:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori3.sakura.ne.jp\/kirbyfukunaga\/2008\/07\/08\/how-to-save-the-airlines-a-mail-from-jeannie-chesser\/"},"modified":"2008-07-08T07:05:37","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T22:05:37","slug":"how-to-save-the-airlines-a-mail-from-jeannie-chesser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"How To Save The Airlines:  A Mail from Jeannie Chesser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>good morning, got this mail from jeannie chesser.  check it out&#8230;.<br \/>\n<font color=\"red\">How to save the Airlines,<br \/>\nDump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the<br \/>\nfirst place. Replace all the female flight attendants with<br \/>\ngood-looking strippers! What the hell &#8212; They don&#8217;t<br \/>\neven serve food anymore, so what&#8217;s the loss? The<br \/>\nstrippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a<br \/>\nparty atmosphere&#8217; going in the cabin. And, of<br \/>\ncourse, every businessman in this country would start<br \/>\nflying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the<br \/>\ntips, female flight attendants wouldn&#8217;t need a salary,<br \/>\nthus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so<br \/>\ngood that we could charge the women for working the plane<br \/>\nand have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be<br \/>\nafraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.<br \/>\nHijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline<br \/>\nindustry would see record revenues. This is definitely a<br \/>\nwin-win situation if we handle it right &#8212; a golden<br \/>\nopportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do<br \/>\neverything myself?<br \/>\nSincerely, Bill Clinton<br \/>\n<\/font><br \/>\n**that was a good one.  thanks jeannie for my laugh of the day&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>good morning, got this mail from jeannie chesser. check it out&#8230;. How to save the Airlines, Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell &#8212; They don&#8217;t even serve food anymore, so what&#8217;s the loss? The strippers would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-go-naminori"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}