{"id":6700,"date":"2011-06-14T03:19:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T18:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=6700"},"modified":"2011-06-14T03:19:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T18:19:35","slug":"dr-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=6700","title":{"rendered":"DR. KIRBY ON CALL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a couple of weeks ago, my friend cut her chin on her surfboard.  it was a small cut but deep so i took her to the hospital.  i was thinking 1 stitch but the doctor took out a glue gun instead of a needle and glued the cut shut.  it took 10 minutes and cost $600.  what????  i could have done that myself!  a few days later, another friend gave me a box.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/aaad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/aaad.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6701\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nit was a box of Dermabond.  3 glue sticks so i&#8217;m ready to glue anybody&#8217;s cut together.  no, i&#8217;m not a doctor, but i&#8217;ll save you lots of money for sure.  i only charge $1000.  haha.  anyway, this is the same exact glue that Doctors On Call used on my friend.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/asdf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/asdf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6702\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nluckily i didn&#8217;t have to pay for it but i heard it cost $100\/each.  i have 3 so i can fix 3 people up and maybe use the rest to fix a ding in my surfboard.  on my normal surf boat trips to indonesia, i usually take a stick of 99 cents one minute crazy glue, now, i got the real thing.  call me doctor kirby, or call me crazy.  if you get cut and see me around, just ask because i have one in my car right now.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a couple of weeks ago, my friend cut her chin on her surfboard. it was a small cut but deep so i took her to the hospital. i was thinking 1 stitch but the doctor took out a glue gun instead of a needle and glued the cut shut. it took 10 minutes and cost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[266,267,268,269,270],"class_list":["post-6700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-kirby-blogs","tag-cut","tag-dermabond","tag-doctors-on-call","tag-emergency","tag-stitches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}