{"id":71455,"date":"2016-09-18T05:27:06","date_gmt":"2016-09-17T20:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=71455"},"modified":"2016-09-18T05:27:06","modified_gmt":"2016-09-17T20:27:06","slug":"balis-poison-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/?p=71455","title":{"rendered":"Bali&#039;s Poison Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/14249835-10154447710505645-8820629238548938388-o.jpg\" alt=\"14249835-10154447710505645-8820629238548938388-o\" width=\"1334\" height=\"750\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71458\" \/><br \/>\na tourist surfer at uluwatu in bali bought some ice cream from this lady before he went surfing.  come to find out, there was the &#8220;date rape&#8221; drug in it.  he passed out, the lady stole his wallet, and went on a shopping spree.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/14285399-10154463250435645-802477371-o.jpg\" alt=\"14285399-10154463250435645-802477371-o\" width=\"960\" height=\"1280\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71456\" \/><br \/>\nnot the smartest lady as she poses for a photo after spending thousands at a mobile phone shop.  i&#8217;m sure she won&#8217;t be selling ice cream at uluwatu anymore.  the crazy thing about it is i bought ice cream at uluwatu many of times.  luckily she didn&#8217;t date rape me.  that would be more scary.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/AugStats.png\" alt=\"augstats\" width=\"1200\" height=\"628\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71457\" \/><br \/>\nif you want to sell your house, the average days on the market is 16 days.  and for a condo, 15 days.  so yes, your house in hawaii will sell in 2 weeks, sometimes less.  the hot real estate market in hawaii continues.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Screen-Shot-2016-08-30-at-10.27.44-AM.jpg\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-10-27-44-am\" width=\"640\" height=\"363\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71459\" \/><br \/>\nthere was only Mori-san, Naoka, and i out on this day in taiwan.  sets were pretty big.  i seen this big left starting to break and barrel.  i yell to Naoka &#8220;GO, GO, GO!!!&#8221;  he turns around, panics, and misses it.  haha.  i was laughing so hard because when people panic, their body doesn&#8217;t move.  after the perfect left went by, i could tell Naoka was bummed because it could have been the wave of his life.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Screen-Shot-2016-08-30-at-10.25.08-AM.jpg\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-10-25-08-am\" width=\"640\" height=\"361\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71460\" \/><br \/>\nshortly after, a set right comes in.  i yell &#8220;GO, GO, GO!!!&#8221;  this time, Naoka goes!  rides the perfect swell and i&#8217;m in back of him cheering him on.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Screen-Shot-2016-08-30-at-10.25.18-AM.jpg\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-10-25-18-am\" width=\"640\" height=\"362\" class=\"align none size-full wp-image-71461\" \/><br \/>\nawesome ride Naoka!  remember &#8220;don&#8217;t panic, keep calm and go-naminori!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a tourist surfer at uluwatu in bali bought some ice cream from this lady before he went surfing. come to find out, there was the &#8220;date rape&#8221; drug in it. he passed out, the lady stole his wallet, and went on a shopping spree. not the smartest lady as she poses for a photo after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71455","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kirby-blogs"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/go-naminori.com\/kirbyfukunaga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}