i do surf lessons in the most respectful way as possible. i don’t take lots of people, i don’t push people in front of locals, and i don’t stand on the reef and kill it. that said, there’s a guy that actually does all of that. he takes out too many people, he doesn’t watch them, he pushes them in front of locals, he stands on the reef and kills it, he yells at people all the time, and he’s just an idiot. that same idiot always tells people that he will call the police on them. for what??? so the other day, i see police everywhere as i pull into the parking lot. then they see me and approach me. i already knew what it was about…
so the police come, they ask me if i teach surfing, i say yes. they ask me if i have a license. i say yes. they ask me if i have insurance. i say yes. then i say “i have everything i need and i’m probably the most legal guy down here.” i show him my license, certifications, and everything. they told me i’m good. they told me somebody called them and said i’m illegal and not supposed to be teaching. and guess what, i know exactly who that idiot is. so yeah, one idiot called the police on me, sent 4 police cars, wasted their time and your tax payer money, for pretty much nothing. they should have arrested that idiot for wasting their time that could have been spent fighting crime. anyway, if you surf Bowls, you probably know who that idiot is. just look for a guy yelling at people, pushing his customers in front of locals, and standing on the reef and killing it. that poor guy must have a miserable life…
