Fish Bone and Dr. Rage

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listen to this story…
i went to eat dinner in chigasaki with matsuo and naoka. i ordered the samma fish plate and it was so good that i swallowed a big bone. it was stuck in my throat and was trying to get it out. the restaurant owner gave me a lot of rice but it didn’t work. she kept on yelling “SWALLOW! SWALLOW!” when i had the big balls of rice in my mouth. i tried but it didn’t work…
so… matsuo told me that he had bread at home. great! we get to his house and he says “oh sorry, the bread is frozen.” what? oh my gosh…
the bone was stuck in my throat for over 30 minutes and i thought i had to go to the hospital. i looked in the mirror and seen a small piece of it sticking up from down my throat. my finger? no way… a tweezer? no way…
so i ask matsuo to grab some chopsticks and try to grab it out of my throat. he refused but it’s either that, or the hospital.
he stuck in the chopsticks deep and was trying to push the back of my tongue down to reach the bone. oh my gosh!! i almost threw up so many times!! we failed the first 5 attempts but somehow got it out on the last one…

the bone was so long and my eyes were tearing from almost throwing up. it was pretty funny and we couldn’t stop laughing… thank you doctor matsuo….

KIRBY FUKUNAGA
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