good morning, got this mail from jeannie chesser. check it out….
How to save the Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t
even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of
course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the
tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane
and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be
afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why
didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
**that was a good one. thanks jeannie for my laugh of the day….
