i was watching MTV a while back and came across this reality tv program. it’s about a girl who is bisexual and is looking for love. they started off with like 20 straight guys and 20 lesbians. to tell you the truth, i got hooked on watching it. why? because it was crazy. and i mean crazy…

this is tila tequila. she’s from vietnam and lives in singapore. she can’t make up her mind if she wants to be with a man, or a woman for the rest of her life. she’s a model that made her career off her blog on myspace. now, she’s one of the most famous bisexual women in the world. thanks to MTV and people like me who watch the program…..

she’s been featured in maxim magazine and is a lot of men and women’s dream girl….

who won her love? it came down to a man and a women in the end. i could have told you that was going to happen. it’s tv right? but she ended picking the man. now after being the higest rated series on MTV since 2002, they are planning to make another reality show on her….

6 million people watched the last show when she had to choose her man, or lady. including me. that’s more than the sugar bowl…. now the question is “is she hot?” depends who you ask? want to know what i think? yeah, i know you do. i don’t think she’s that hot. there are many more beautiful women in this world. BUT!!!! is she smart? ABSOLUTELY YES!!! this girl marketed and promoted herself to become one dam popular bisexual….. and she is counting the money day by day…. good job tila tequila…. can i have a shot? haha… just joking….

good morning. another dark, cloudy, rainy, windy, and small wave day. north shore looks super junky. 1′ and only one bodyboarder out at pipe. town is looking much better with chest high sets at certain spots. the swell is out of the east so you have to know where to look. i bet a spot at diamond head is the best on the island right now. do you know where i’m talking about? see you in the water. have a nice day…

went to dinner with the kimura family and hayato. check out this combo. red wine, jamaican red stripe lager, england new castle brown ale, and champa thai. how the heck can you beat that???

they say that the view at tantalus is the best in hawaii. i disagree. the view at tantalus is the best in the world. and also the most romantic place in the world. just don’t let me catch you up there because i will go and knock on your window. haha….

and last, pig face and raw liver and eggs in a chicken? no, this is not okinawa. this is china town…..
*monster pipe pro on now. the waves suck but they have to run it today and tomorrow. bummer because thursday going to be good. new solid 10′ north/west swell. can’t wait. and can’t wait until saturday. why? look at this….

[:??????:][:??????:][:??????:] sun coming back on saturday!!!! i haven’t seen the sun mark for a while. i’m going to get out my g-string and tan my white ass all day saturday. can’t wait…

good evening. we’re in the middle of north shore big wave season and guess where the biggest and best waves were today? in town… haha… yeah, there is a little south swell coming in and nobody knows about it. surfed with hayato and kimura-san this morning at bowls. nobody was out when we got out. the waves were perfect and super fun. one other lucky japanese paddled out and surfed with us. after we had enough and was ready to go in, team japan pro bodyboarders came out and had ala moana bowls to themselves. rare? freaking unheard of….

went to kimura-san’s room after to take this photo of their million dollar view…. gosh, i wish my house had a view like this. i wouldn’t leave it…

kind of blurry but you can see that perfect left breaking towards the right side of the photo. that’s bowls, and nobody is on that wave. could have been you…..

when i was young, on the weekends, we use to rent a hotel room in waikiki, invite 100 friends, and have a “hotel party”. loud noise, loud music, and drunk teenagers. 9 out of 10 times, we use to get kicked out by the security guards. those were the days… while i was looking down into rooms today, i was thinking something. gosh, no dam privacy. imaging paying big bucks to stay at a famous beach front hotel in waikiki. then waking up one morning naked and looking out your balcony to see somebody like me taking your picture. cheese…..

there is a secret chinese dimsum restaurant in town that is the best in hawaii. went there with hayato, kimura-san, and atsuko-san. awesome lunch…. the restaurants name is called “Chinese Nevamind Restaurant”. and it’s on “Nevamind Street”. so Nevamind….
**after lunch, we met up with kinsan and team okinawa. took a little china town tour. besides watching one guy stick a heroin needle up his leg near the bus stop, and another guy take a hit of his ice pipe on the picnic bench, and big girls almost getting into a fist fight, everything else was normal. gosh, china town is nuts. i always tell my japanese friends to stay away from there. even i get a little scared going down there. mix it up with the wrong people and your done.

today’s fresh catch? maguro @ $1.50/lbs. not bad….

or if you want pork, you can put this whole pig in a shopping bag and take it home for dinner. here kinsan is checking out the grade of the meat. or is he acting like a pig? i don’t know. but whatever he was doing, we all couldn’t stop laughing…[:??$B”y(B???:][:??$B”y(B???:][:??$B”y(B???:]