good morning, got this mail from jeannie chesser. check it out….
How to save the Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t
even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of
course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the
tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane
and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be
afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why
didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton

**that was a good one. thanks jeannie for my laugh of the day….

**oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!!!!! [:????????????:][:????????????:][:????????????:] i was playing with the settings on my new olympus camera and accidently erased all the video i took from the awesome boat party the other day. i’m so shocked!!! was planning to make some killer clips so i actually took a lot of video. ahhhhhhhhh….. ok, now i got it out. i feel much better…. luckily i took my good camera to capture the feeling… check out the beautiful mermaid waitresses at sea…

ok, what is this? this girl had the best costume out there. at first, i laughed. then after a couple beers, i thought it was pretty cool…

the vibe out there was awesome. beers flowing all over the place. a few girls came up to my boat and asked for some beers. i said “go away and don’t bother us’. yeah right… haha…

there were so many girls on my friend brandon’s boat. i guess when you got the band on the boat, the chicks will come…

i thought this was cool. this girl paddled out from the beach with her corona beer on her longboard. whatever works right?

i ordered 2 bud lights and it came pretty dam fast. what great service…. now to all my friends who didn’t make it. you guys blew it big time…. BIG TIME….

good morning. 7:15am on this sunny monday morning. gosh, it’s so beautiful outside now. light winds, no clouds, but small waves. pretty much flat. finally can get things done around here. better get started… have a nice day…

ok girls, stop drooling. this photo was taken of me when i was 18 years old. haha. it’s a joke… this is chen bo lin. this 25 year old guy is a superstar actor/singer/model in china. he’s your takuya kimura of japan, and your yon-samma of korea. but with way more fans…. anyway, he came to hawaii for a photo shoot with kelia and some of the roxy girls a few weeks ago. the article just came out in a huge publication in china. now, millions of chinese will be able see kelia. what a huge boost in her career. it turned out to be 8 pages and here are the first 3. the magazine is called “milk magazine”. huh?

page 1. since i can’t read chinese, i will make up my own captions. “i wonder if kelia knows how famous this guy is. she must be thinking how can such a skinny white skin guy that can’t speak english be so famous? what’s up with china? talk to the hand”….

“a day in waikiki. if you love tropical weather, blue water, sunny skies, and a lot of girls in bikini’s, get your ass over here to waikiki. yobaseo… oh, i mean ni hao….”

“for the mountains, naturally…. remember that famous line from the song naturally sung by kalapana? walk up waimea valley singing that song in your head and you might pass out from pure happiness….”
**the other pages coming soon…. xie xie….