Warning: E. coli in Omiyage

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OMG, did you watch Tiger Woods win the golf championship this past weekend??? Tiger was on top of the world 5 years ago, then hit the bottom of the world ever since. the haters loved it, and the lovers like myself wanted to see the ultimate comeback. so i had chicken skin watching him overcome everything and everybody. Tiger Woods is BACK!

who’s baby is this??? omg, his parents are in big big trouble…

Manoa Falls trail is closed because of a landslide. but stupid tourists are still trying to hike it. it’s tourists like this that go up, jeopardize the rescue guys, get hurt, and sue the government. losers…

Mauna Loa knew about the E. coli in their nuts but told everybody it is safe to eat. omg, somebody is in big trouble! to all my friends in Japan that either bought or received this as omiyage. don’t eat it!!!

did you know that 1 out 3 Trip Advisor reviews are fake. i actually never believe reviews because how can someone rate something if they are inexperienced? just look at the 5 star ratings for Genki Sushi. haha…

i’ve never ever experienced heat like this in Hawaii before. my car gauge went up to 34 degrees today and i felt dizzy. so i jumped into the ocean and felt even more dizzier. dizzy and foiling don’t mix so i came in and rested my body in a cool air conditioned room. more of this heat in the next few days…

KIRBY FUKUNAGA
ハワイで生まれ育ち、プロサーファー、フォイラー、スキンダイバー、カメラマンの肩書きを持ち、ウォーターマンとして、海で多くの時間を過ごし、海から多くのモノをもらいながら生活しています。彼が伝えようとしていることは、海がある生活は僕らを豊かにしてくれるということ。そして、自分だけではなく、いろいろなことをみんなにシェアし、人生を楽しむということ。現在は、ハワイでプライベートサーフィンガイドを主催。
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