Backdoor barrels = Broken surfboards

there was just a study done on the affects of WiFi and sperm. how did they do it? they got 29 semen samples from healthy men and placed a few drops under a laptop connected to the internet via WiFi. four hours later, 25% of the semen was dead compared to just 14% dead from the same samples stored at the same temperature away from the computer. they blame it on ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION! scary study yeah?

WAKE UP DUDE!!!! YOUR KILLING YOUR SPERM!!!!

Going North!