good morning. 6am and small waves around the island again. in fact, i’ll call today flat. seen a knee high set at bowls with 8 guys fighting for a wave. the park has 6 or so out. north shore is a lake. heard the huge dead whale is sitting on the beach at kahuku with a dozen 15′ hungry tiger sharks right off shore. was going to dive out there today but no thank you. going to look for a little clean wave and surf it. have a nice day….

the other day i swam out to bowls with my goggles, i seen this net stuck on the reef. some idiot put it there to catch fish and didn’t take it home. shit like this pisses me off….

the same idiot probably doesn’t realize that anything that crosses this invisible nets path is dead meat. including endangered monk seals, turtles, and even a surfer can get stuck in it and drown. they should make these illegal in hawaii. it’s so sad that any tom, dick, or harry can drive down to any fishing store, buy one, and destroy our ocean. wake up guys….

good evening. even though the waves are small in town, all you have to do is drive around the corner to sandy beach and score. yeah, the waves were super fun and clean yesterday and today. it was like paradise out there. made me feel like i was in high school again swimming through the shorebreak….

ok, i drive through the parking lot at sandy’s. this guy was selling coconuts on the grassy area. i really wanted one so i pull up to ask him how much. he told me $3 and i told him “no thank you”…. $3? i could buy some gas, take a scenic drive into the mountains, and pick my own coconut. i wanted to go back to the guy and tell him that i wasn’t a tourist so better go easy before i call the cops. yeah, you can’t just set up shop on the beach and sell stuff. this ain’t bali.. and $3 for a coconut is a rip off….

i always keep my mask and fins in the car so i figure go check it out. yeah, the water is always clean at sandy’s. i didn’t have my spear so of course, a huge ulua swims right in front of me, then a couple of uhu’s, then a school of 20lbs awa’s. all in 20 minutes time. it’s so weird how they know you don’t have a spear for some reason. i quit diving sandy’s because there just isn’t any fish out there anymore. but after seeing what i saw, i’m going back for some sashimi…. but with my luck, no fish will be around…. oh, i just ended up diving for fishing lead and lures. lead ain’t cheap now days so if i give this to some fisherman, he’d be stoked…. anybody want it? and there’s a lot more out there….

got this email from garut today “yea,bra! hows your life over there bro?? check out this photo.. glenn surfboard so sick bro, its was magic on it.”

and last, alyssa just came back from japan. she called me and was going on and on about how fun it was. i believe. check out her blog for some cool photos… CLICK HERE FOR ALYSSA’S BLOG….

good morning, got this mail from jeannie chesser. check it out….
How to save the Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t
even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of
course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the
tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane
and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be
afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why
didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton

**that was a good one. thanks jeannie for my laugh of the day….