if you surf, you know the rules. the most important rule is to never paddle outside of locals like Uncle Brian and Kaiborg. sit in the inside like a good boy like me. and when they paddle for a wave, don’t even try. and if they can’t catch it and tell you to go, you better go no matter what. even if you die…
so i’m sitting inside and i see a SUP foiler flying our way. the ocean is big, but he’s coming straight for us.
the closer he gets, the more i think “um, this might not be good.”
then as closer and closer he comes, Kaiborg got his eyes on him.
if you come too close to a local and he splashes water at you like this, that better be your last wave, and you better never surf out there again. luckily, that SUP guy is Kaiborg’s friend. haha. when friends do that to you, it’s ok. but if you’re not a friend, you better run for your life. and that’s not only in Hawaii, that’s pretty much an international surfing rule. just want to give you a heads up on that…
