Mateus was cleaning his motorcycle in my garage. Then I told him “hey, Uncle is going to ride your motorcycle up the street to show you how ok.” I jump on it and start riding up my street. Five seconds later, I CRASH!!! The bike was too small for me so I couldn’t control it. So I fell on my side and the bike was on me still running. 
I walk the bike back in total embarrassment. A few cars saw me crash, my neighbors saw me crash, my brother saw me crash, and worst of all, Mateus saw me crash. 
Imagine being a little kid and your Uncle said he’s going to teach you how to ride the motorcycle. Then he crashes right in front of you. Haha. Thank goodness nobody filmed that because that would have went viral for sure. Sorry Mateus for scratching your motorcycle. Uncle will never ride it again. I promise…
