first, you have to learn how to spear one of these prized fish. to me, the most delicious and most expensive fish in hawaii. and when you shoot one, aim for the head. you don’t want to poke a hole in the body and ruin the fish.
then use your secret recipe and never tell anyone about it. to me, this way is absolutely the best.
then take a photo before you eat it. to me, this is to save the moment.
then, eat, eat, and eat. and after every single bite, saying “OMG!” to me, this is total satisfaction. to spear a fish in the beautiful ocean in the day, then to eat it so fresh for dinner at night, you will be a very happy fishermen. and now that i know all my friends are craving some, i will go back out later this week to get some more. as for this one, i had to satisfy myself before i satisfy others. sorry for being selfish. sel-fish? haha.
while i was waiting in the parking lot at ala moana. i hear these 2 local guys saying “shit, i locked the keys in the car!!!” so i watched them break the trunk and try to go in that way. then i see them trying and trying so i started to feel sorry. feel sorry because i know i can open their car. i get out, walk up, and ask “you guys need help?” the guy says “yeah.” then walks to his other side door, and just opened it. then he said to his friend “you stupid shit, the back door was open all this time.” haha. i couldn’t stop laughing!!! haha. and after laughing so hard, one of the guys looked like he didn’t appreciate me laughing so much. so i get back in the car, they drive away, and i started laughing again. haha. it was hilarious!
