oh my gosh!!! 7 days till christmas!!! hayai ne…

good morning. 7am and another wet dark cloudy day. i just woke up and it’s still dark outside. south east winds, small surf, dirty water, and nothing going on. santa told me i’ve been a good boy recently so i’m going to the dive shop today to buy myself a present. thanks santa. have a nice day…

remember this book? if your from hawaii, you know what i’m taking about. i think everybody on this island had this book when it came out 20 something years ago. i use to have pages memorized and everything. if your japanese and want to understand what us people ova hea stay talking about, buy da book. it’s da pigin language dat only us guys understand…. you get um?

but i just had one question. what does S’KEBE mean in pigin? i know what it means in japanese but is it the same meaning? see, S’KEBE in japanese means “nice guy”. so when you want to hook up with a japanese girl, go up to her and say “I’m S’KEBE”. then she will love you forever…. and if for some reason she slaps your face, don’t blame it on me. go out and try it today….

**and last, the honolua billabong womens pro will be called the hookipa billabong women’s pro. honolua needs swell and there ain’t any. so they moved the contest to hookipa. it’s on today starting with the quarter finals and will finish up by this afternoon. check out these heats:
BILLABONG PRO MAUI QUARTERFINAL MATCH-UPS:
QF 1: Layne Beachley (AUS) vs. Rosanne Hodge (ZAF)
QF 2: Rebecca Woods (AUS) vs. Stephanie Gilmore (AUS)
QF 3: Carissa Moore (HAW) vs. Melanie Bartels (HAW)
QF 4: Megan Abubo (HAW) vs. Silvana Lima (BRA)
**CLICK HERE FOR LIVE COVERAGE OF THE BILLABONG PRO….

good evening. i took a spin out to the east side today to check the water conditions. yeah, that’s how desperate i want to get in the water to dive. when i pulled up at kailua bay, the water was still dirty stinky brown…. oh my gosh!!!

from brown, it turned dirty green all the way out as far as you can see. i was bummed because the dirty water is sticking around longer than i thought. small waves and dirty water? i’m feeling pretty down right now. i’m looking at my new surfboards i want to try, my spearguns collecting dust, and my refrigerator only filled with meat. ahhh… i want to surf/dive and eat fish…

so what do you do if your feeling down? head over to island snow in kailua and eat hawaii’s best shave ice. i ate the strawberry covered milk syrup with azuki beans and ice cream on the bottom. nothing could bring me down after that…. the island snow shop in kailua is our president elect obama’s favorite place to visit when he’s back in hawaii. check out that cool tshirt…. wanted to thanks james kodama, richard, kai, and everybody down at island snow for cheering me up today. more on island snow coming up soon on go-naminori. CLICK HERE FOR ISLAND SNOW HOMEPAGE….

and last, does anybody want panty hose? some asshole’s been using my credit card and has been charging all kinds of stupid stuff on it. last month, proactive care facial care was sent to my house and i don’t even have acne. then the other day, silkies panty hose was sent my house and it’s size small. come on, i’m a medium… haha.. but yeah, that identity theft thing is scary and i’m curious what that asshole will charge next??? it’s a bitch to change all my credit card information but i guess the time has come…. be careful on who you give your credit card number too because i wouldn’t want this happening to you….