hey everybody, this is a stun gun. this will shock the shit out of you. not kill you, but almost kill you. it’s illegal in 6 states in america, including hawaii. all the other 46 states is ok to have one. confusing? yup. just ask the japanese guy that got arrested for carrying one. you can order one right off the internet and have it shipped to your house world wide. how can this be legal? imagine dropping in on somebody and they stun gun you from behind? haha. that would be nuts… a couple of my friends have one, maybe i should borrow it….

hey everybody, this is star sand. star sand can only be found on certain beaches in the world. i know where to find it and i have 2 big bags full. let me know if you want some….

hey everybody, this is my boat. since i got back to hawaii, i haven’t even opened my garage to see if it’s still in there. been too busy. maybe go down today and get it ready for some action. the diving conditions are not the greatest but i asked naoka last night “what do you want to do this time in hawaii?” he told me “diving!!”
and last. hey everybody, i hope your happy!!! if your not, find happiness. jump in the ocean….

Breakfast at Bowls.
Lunch at the Ilikai.
Beautiful or What!

good morning. 6 am monday morning. wow, what a great weekend it was. kind of tired but still got to keep on going and going. i see a little south swell in town. not too big, not too small. perfect for bowls. see you out there!! have a great day!!!!!

i know this secret beach on the east side that is loaded with turtles. i’ll only take you there if your a good friend of mine. on any given day, i can go there and nobody would be around for miles. it’s only you and the turtles. yeah, walking on the beach, you could count 50 or more in an hour or so. you can feed them, you can pet them, or you can ride them. a few days ago, i took my underwater camera to show you what i’m talking about. here’s 5 friendly turtles swimming in this photo. i made my friends swear to me not to tell anybody where this spot is. why? because i found it a 20 years ago and have been going there ever since. if the day comes where i see tour busses pulling up to this pristine private white sand beach, i will make the few friends i took there take a lie detector test and if they fail, i’ll take them to another beach down the road were 50 sharks awaits them in the shallow water…

the girl on the bottom row in the middle is Yumi Toda. yumi-chan is maoh’s wife and is pretty hard core underground. why? because until a couple years ago, i haven’t seen her once in a magazine or even heard of her. then last winter at velzyland, i seen her take off on a huge double up set and pull into one of the biggest and thickest barrels i’ve ever seen out there. i was tripping out as i shot the 32 photo sequence. yumi-chan rides for Dove Wetsuits and is one of the key players to make this trip happen. she got the other bodyboard girls to come and join the fun. i say underground because for those of you who don’t know yumi-chan, you will now. stay tuned…
Dear Yumi-chan,
thanks so much for helping making this dream trip a reality. i was really happy to see you charging hard and organizing the girls together for our little photo shoots in mentawai. i wish you the best of luck in the story your writing for flipper. sorry i haven’t sent you the photos yet. i’ve been freakin so busy since i got back. diving and stuff… haha… i’ll get some images to you soon. OH!! sorry for getting mad at you when you tried to write the marker pen on my face while i was sleeping. i get pissed at anybody that bothers the little precious sleep i get so don’t take it personal. i looked and acted pissed off but i wasn’t. well, maybe i was. haha.. if you were a guy, i would have put a dead fish in your bed. haha.. just joking… anyway, thanks again and hope to travel with you and maoh more often. see you guys in japan!!!
Kirby
*CLICK HERE FOR YUMI TODA’S BLOG….